Dress Code written by William Shakespeare

The Athens Academy Upper School Dress Code, as written by William Shakespeare.

To Be or Not to Be. That is the question.

To wear what thou want despite what others may think of thou

Or To wear what other expect, hoping to avoid oppression

Wear your favorite Hello-Kity pajamas that are pink and blue

Wear the shirts that show your bosom but still have taste

Do not be afraid to be what thou are which is you

Because God has given you one face

Yet you still try to make yourself another

Wear your leggings and jeggings without further a due

Wear your booty shorts that show off your fair figure

Be the woman who makes yonder window break?

Be the woman who rises the fair sun, and kills the envious moon

Be who you are and not what others think

For my fellow man, be modest like that of Benedick

Be quick with the quill and loving with the heart

In everything that thou wear hold the attributes high

Wear thou puffy hats with large feather in thy hat

Wear thou puffy capris that show off thine leg

Carry a sword with thou to school in the event that someone insults thee

Carry a vile of poison in case thy lover breaks up with thee

Carry a dagger for those lovers when there is no drop left in the vile

To Wear or Not to Wear. That is the real question.