Thursday, January 24, 2013

The Athens Academy Dress Code by a football player



Title: The Athens Academy Upper School
Dress Code, as written by a football player

School-Wide Dress Code
Here at Athens Academy comfort is the main concern. Relaxed dress is optimal and key especially If a big game is coming up. Everyone can wear whatever they want.

Upper School
Boys
Tops
·         Well…um I feel that Tshirts are appropriate as well as Jerseys, what ever  needs to get the job done on the football field. No tucking in required.
·         A Sweatshirt when ever there is a little chill in the room or something … you know whatever
Bottoms
·         Really any time of gym shorts that provide ultimate movement for working out and preparing for the game but not to short…that’s just wierd
·         Sweatpants are acceptable any time
·         Anything really
Shoes
·         Whatever is  most comfortable on and off the field
Hair
·         Whatever creates a signature look
·         Facial hair is permitted with sideburns
Hats
·         Hats  are to be worn indoors and outdoors

Girls
Tops
·         Whatever really, t-shirts especially
·         Um…any kind of sweatshirts really, but you know ladies showing a little skin isn’t bad either
Bottoms
·         Leggings are allowed, any kind of bottoms really, especially sweats and athletic shorts, length doesn’t matter, sometimes ladies, the shorter the better
Shoes
·         Whatever…we really don’t care
Hair
·         Whatever one chooses is acceptable
Hats
·         Permitted indoors and outdoors
Not allowed for boys or girls

Special Dress is never required

And remember - “Don't cuss. Don't argue with the officials. And don't lose the game.” John Heisman

3 comments:

  1. I really like how their is a lot of not caring on the whole dress code. I also liked the no special dress.

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  2. This is really good, I felt like I was actually talking to a football player. The way that you use the word um and how it seemed like the football player couldnt care as long as they were comfortable. When he is talking about the girls clothing it is exactly like I think a guy would want a girl to dress. This was good and I felt like it was actually the football player talking

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  3. This is perfect because really any guy just doesn't care about clothing in general and especially about what they wear to school. They would rather just show up in sweatpants and t-shirts (but wouldn't we all). And the way you wrote this, it was not very smooth flowing and the football player did not really know what to say. Really funny!

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