Friday, January 25, 2013

The Athens Academy Upper School Dress Code, as written by a preacher

The Bible teaches us that we should dress MODESTLY and not in a way that will bring attention to ourselves and provoke lustful thoughts from other peoples.  Here at Athens Academy, we believe the same thing. Before coming to school every morning, look in the mirror and ask yourself: "Would I want to meet Jesus dressed like this?"
Upper School
Young Men
  • Tops
    • Button down shirts or collared shirts neatly tucked in
    • Sweaters - over a dress code approved shirt
  • Bottoms
    • Khaki dress pants - with a belt
    • Khaki dress shorts - with a belt
    • NICE jean pants
  • Shoes
    • Dress shoes
  • Hair
    • Well groomed and neat, not to exceed shoulder length
    • Cleanly shaven 
Young Women
  • Tops
    • Blouse
    • Extremely MODEST scoop necks
    • Sweaters
  • Bottoms
    • Pants
      • Khaki slacks
      • NICE jeans
    • Skirts and dresses
      • Must cover the knees
  • Shoes
    • Sandals
    • Dress shoes
    • Boots
  • Hair
    • Well groomed
    • Only natural color (After all - God made you how you are for a reason!)
NOT ALLOWED
  • Leggings
  • Sneakers, tennis shoes, running shoes
  • Flip flops (We aren't at the beach ladies and gentlemen)
  • T-shirts
  • Athletic pants or shorts
  • Sweatshirts
  • Midriff, cleavage, exposure of the belly, lower back, and shoulders (Cover up, you are worth more than your skin!)
  • Facial piercings 
  • Tattoos
Thank you all for understanding and remember: What would Jesus do?

5 comments:

  1. Love your opening paragraph. . .especially that last question. Well done.

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  2. This was absolutely hysterical! The beginning was great. I especially loved the part when you asked the question "Would I want to meet Jesus dressed like this?" That was great. I think you really captured the tone of a preacher. I also loved how you ended it with another question "What would Jesus do?"

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  3. This was absolutely hysterical! I loved how you started it off with the question "Would I want to meet Jesus dressed like this?" That was great. I think you really captured the tone of a preacher. I also loved how you ended it with another question "What would Jesus do?"

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  4. Extremely MODEST<--I'm not 100% sure those go together. Anyway, I really loved this one. The preacher doesn't seem too stingy and stuff actually, which I kinda like. In the same time there are obvious rules set. And as said by everyone in the class, I like how it opened and how you used the "would you want to be dressed this way in front of Jesus" lines.

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  5. This was hilarious! You did a great job establishing a disaplined, preacher-like tone. I loved how you asked retorichal questions like " what would Jesus do?" adding a humorous effect. I like how you emphasized on sophistication and modesty just as a preacher may do. You established your tone very early on with your intro paragraph and then through out the actual dress code. GOOD JOB!

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