The Athens Academy Upper School Dress Code, as written by
the DEVIL
WELCOME TO MY ZONE (aka HELL):
I don’t know you personally nor do I want
to. If you are looking for a peace, I can promise you I don’t have that. But
what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skill I have utilized over
the many years. Skills that make a miserable nightmare for people like you. If
you listen to my rules, then there is no need to worry. I will not punish you,
I will not humiliate you. I will not torture you. But if you don’t, I will look
for you, I will find you, and I will haunt you.
MALES
Tops:
- Dark, opaque shirts
- Capes that one may consider taboo to wear
Bottoms:
- Dark black pants with chains
- Pants with rips and holes
Shoes:
- Steel-toed, black boots
- Knee-high Converse
Hair:
- Spiked, gelled hair
- Mohawk dyed red and/or black
- Large amounts of facial hair is recommended; however, not
required
FEMALES
Tops:
- Skin-tight shirts
- Shirts with buckles
- Dark-colored shirts (i.e. black, grey)
Bottoms:
- Baggy black jeans
- If desired, pants with chains
- *No limit on the size
Shoes:
- Black leather boots
- Spikes are acceptable
- If flip flops desired, toenails must be painted black
Hair:
- No length limit
- All colors acceptable
PROHIBITED FOR MALES AND FEMALES
- Brightly colored clothing
- Brown boots
- Michael Kor watches
- Polo clothing items
- Blue jeans
Obey My Guidelines or You Will
Visit Me in Shame!
Man, why's that Devil got to be so intense? It's like, "Chill out, Devil."
ReplyDeleteWat. Obviously this guy's the devil, so everyone's gonna be like LET'S FRIGGIN' WEAR HAPPY COLORS AND SMILES EVERYWHERE. Erm. I don't think anything before this sentence was a grammatically correct sentence, but whatever. I didn't think it was dark enough. It could have been so much more absurd; You made it dark and gothic, not devilish. Develish rules (according to going against religion) would be the emphasis on nudism being totally allowed or clothes that cause some sort of harm to others. I actually kinda don't like it when people put goth and the devil together, but still it wasn't bad or anything. Actually I liked it.
ReplyDeleteI thought you did a good job with this and i liked the very beginning. I especially liked the line, "But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will haunt you."
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