Thursday, January 24, 2013

The Athens Academy Upper School Dress Code, as written by a grandmother


The darling students at Athens Academy should always “dress to impress”. The wardrobe must be appropriate as if they are going into the real world  for a major interview. It should not reveal any bodily parts of the female and the male should always be clean shaven and groomed appropriately. All things need to be considered in order to be seen as a lady and as a gentlemen.

Upper School

Gentlemen

Gentlemen, all of the listed requirements must come from stores similar to Dick Ferguson, Brooks Brothers, and George Gibson’s.

Tops:
  • ·         Button down shirt with a tie or a bow tie and blazer

Bottoms:
  • ·         Slacks with a belt

Shoes:
  • ·         Dress shoes

Hair:
  • ·         At all time must be neat and well-groomed
  • ·         No beard, mustache, or any type of facial hair


Ladies

Ladies, all of the listed requirements must come from stores similar to J Crew, Gap, and Banana Republic.

Tops:
  • ·         Button down shirt must be tucked in
  • ·         Blouse that has a modest scoop
  • ·         Tops that do not cover the shoulders must have a cardigan
  • ·         No sweatshirts should ever be worn

Bottoms:
  • ·         Skirts that are below the knee
  • ·         Jeans that are not too tight to where they are considered “jeggings”
  • ·         No leggings or shorts that are above the knee
Dresses:
  • ·         Must cover shoulders and below the knee

Shoes:
  • ·         Dress shoes such as flats
  • ·         Dress sandals
  • ·         Boots that are appropriate with outfit
  • ·         Ladies, no tennis shoes should ever be worn in school

Jewelry:
  • ·         Ladies, pearl earrings must be worn everyday

Hair:
  • ·         Must be brushed and neat

 What not to wear:
  • ·        Goodness gracious please no camouflage or military attire, you’ll give me heart attack.
  • ·        Ladies, no midriff, cleavage, bellow or lower back exposure when sitting, standing, bending, or moving.
  • ·        Of course no graphics, slogans, pictures on any article of clothing because everyone should be wearing something from stores like J Crew or Brooks Brothers.
  • ·        Please no outrageous hair styles.


Remember Upper School students of Athens Academy, to be a lady you must dress like a lady and to be gentlemen you must dress like gentlemen. 


1 comment:

  1. This is a great post. As reading it i was imagining it in my gradmother's voice,and it worked really well. I really like the "what not to wear" section, and especially the part about the camouflage. You did a great job with the tone and made it seem very real.
    -Andy

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