get kicked out of school

HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL:

·         Walk into class one hour late with a 24-pack.

·         While assigned a task in class, refuse to complete it and pull out a joint.

·         When a teacher talks to you in class, respond with disrespectful, explicit remarks.

·         Be rebellious to everything the teacher says.

·         When the teacher is teaching, interrupt the lecture by cursing the teacher out and by explaining to her how bogus the material is in a belligerent fashion.

·         Hack into the faculty’s computer system and change the announcements; describe about a big party that is forethcoming. Also, change your grades.

·         Smoke cigarettes and blow the smoke in the teacher’s face as he or she walks by.

·         Chew tabacoo and spit into the teacher’s face.

·         Hit your teacher.

·         Shoot fireworks (specifically bottle rockets) down the hall.

·         Have sex in the faculty work room.

·         Start a fight with the principal.

·         Smear gum in your teacher’s hair

·         Poison your teacher’s lunch.

·         Bring a gun and offer to play target practice.

·         Snort lines of cocaine while taking a test.